Just Pray About It

You pray to God,
Ask him what to say,
Before you go to your big meeting today.
As you whisper to the wind,
You are silent and still,
So you can hear the voice in your head,
Give you advice again and again.
You hear it reply,
"Oh, thank you God!
That's just what I wanted to say,
Just thought I'd run it by you anyway."
You think to yourself,
"I must be a great Christian.
When I pray to God,
his words of wisdom are exactly what I've been thinking!"